Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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