last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Randomize
