Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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