Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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