I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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