yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
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"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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