weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
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porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
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Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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