On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
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There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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