But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
Randomize