he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
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You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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