I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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