I want to walk on stilts...naked
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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