I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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