just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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