Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
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Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
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I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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