Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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