Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
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If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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