I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Don't make out with my wife yet
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
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What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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