The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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