Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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