I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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