Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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