if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
