she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
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It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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