like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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