dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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