Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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