Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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