Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Randomize
