Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He felt like a one man threesome
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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