And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
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Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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