So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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