Duck Duck Cougar?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
