I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
