I want to have your abortion
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor