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• (709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

  I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning

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• (917): View more from New York City

  She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?

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  Lmao what?

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  It's a yes or no question.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?

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• (646): View more from New York

  i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter

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