I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
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I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better