Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
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They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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