so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Barsexuality is the new black.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
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