WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
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We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
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Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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