I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
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Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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