i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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