Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
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Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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