Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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