doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
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she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
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I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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