hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
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I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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