you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
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