I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
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You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
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I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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