Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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