Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
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I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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