on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
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