he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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