batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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