Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Randomize
