I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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