either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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