Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
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When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
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The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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