How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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